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Queen of Shitty Robots Converts Tesla Model S into a Kick Ass Pickup Truck, So Cool…

Dreams are at their most powerful when they are chased, when we do our best to convert them from imagination to reality. The Queen of Shitty Robots Simone Giertz had a dream, a crazy whacky dream to own the world’s first Tesla pickup truck, and the pursuit of this dream is cool on so many levels that it just has to be seen.

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The Soup Robot, The Queen of Crappy Robots Strikes Again.

The queen of crappy robots Simone Giertz has been hard at work tinkering in her girl shed once again, working slavishly away on a new robotic creation designed to make her life easier. This time around Simone has put her genius to work creating a robot that will feed a bowl of soup to her without her needing to lift a finger, until she has to clean up in any case.

Simone’s YouTube channel ‘Simone’s Robots’ is full to the brim of interesting robots that may or may not fulfil their intended purpose. What they do demonstrate is a level of genius that puts Simone  smack in the middle of the mad scientist category, while evil genius may still be out of reach she is developing a well worn reputation for hilariously mad contraptions.

Presented for your viewing pleasure is the latest creation of our favorite mad scientist, the Soup Robot. A robot that may just be the unfortunate love child of her Beer Robot and the Breakfast Machine, while only being just slightly less dangerous than both. Sit back relax and prepare to marvel at the wonder of this latest creation, for those in the front row be sure to adorn your raincoat, this one gets a little messy.

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MegaBots with Giant Knives, Dangerously Funny…

Taking time out from their busy construction schedule (a Mark III isn’t going to build itself, not yet anyway) the MegaBots team recently invited Simone Giertz to help test the Mark III upper body. Giertz (the Queen of Shitty Robots) has much experience with chopping robots so it seemed fitting to attach a pair of 8-foot-long knives to the arms of the Mark III and let her have at it.

Presented for your viewing pleasure is the testing of latest handy work by the MegaBots team; one sick slicing, dicing and dispensing machine. Tests that almost purely by accident discovered the internet’s favourite new question, ‘Will it Chop?’ Sit back relax and prepare to be amused by the world’s largest fruit ninja.

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The Lipstick Robot and Other Inventions.

Life in this internet connected world is moving ever faster, and still accelerating. Once upon a time you had hours or days to prepare for that hot date, now it’s only a swipe and minutes away. With these new time restrictions in mind mad scientist Simone Giertz is thinking well ahead by inventing time saving devices now! In the most recent case a Lipstick Robot that cuts application time down to mere seconds.

Presented for your viewing pleasure are the hilarious incredible machines designed by our favourite mad scientist. Sit back relax and prepare to let the machines do all of the work, in the funniest kind of way.

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