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A 100 MPH Apple to the Face, Awesomely Funny.

With the latest Internet trend seeing kids set themselves on fire for fun here at Highpants we would like to remind the pranksters amongst us what happens when pranks go wrong, just what pain really looks like.

Taking a piece of high speed fruit to the face may not sound like the most extreme challenge but the results speak for themselves. Any object, no matter how soft and squishy, travelling at 100 mph is dangerous especially if it hits you right on the bridge of your nose, one of the most sensitive parts of your head. Your eyes will water in sympathy.

Presented for your viewing pleasure is one of the funniest dare videos to hit the net, it may be a bit old but it set the standard for dares that turned out far funnier than anyone could have expected. The sad truth to keep in mind though is that between peer group pressure and trying to impress a hot chick us mere males don’t really stand a chance. Sit back relax and prepare laugh at another person discomfort, schadenfreude in action.

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Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #9, Hilarious.

Jimmy Kummel’s Mean Tweets have returned once again to tickle our funny bones with celebrities reading the worst the internet has to offer. Turning steaming piles of anonymous opinion into pure comedy gold, Mean Tweets #9 keeps the laughs rolling on.

The star studded cast for this episode of Mean Tweets includes Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Sean Penn, Liv Tyler, Elizabeth Banks, Daniel Radcliffe, Kirsten Dunst, Jason Schwartzman, Michael B Jordan, Key and Peele, Julianna Margulies, Colin Farrell, Jordana Brewster, Kurt Russell, Viola Davis, Matthew Perry, Lake Bell and Sarah Paulson.

Presented for your viewing pleasure are our favourite celebrities doing what they do best, looking shocked and dismayed for entertainments sake. Sit back relax and be sure to have your laughing pants one.

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Dash Cam Aussie, the Hilarious Australian Perspective.

OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE WARNING.  Just as with every country around the world Australia has a character all of its own. Spend time on Aussie roads and you will eventually experience the larrikin charm we are so famous for, along with a little road rage Aussie style. The creative phrasing and visual cues are generally just a territorial warning, it’s the headlight flashing and veering wildly that you have to look out for.

Presented for your viewing pleasure are dash cam snippets Aussie style. funny moments from behind the wheel in Australia. Sit back relax and prepare to answer one short beep of the horn with two loud toots and the presentation of your middle finger.

P.S. Any tourists intending on driving on Australian roads are well advised to watch this video, at least that way you will understand what they’re yelling, just not necessarily why. But don’t worry often no one knows why.

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Why the English Language is Hilarious.

The English language is a mine field of logical rules that are then overlayed with seemingly nonsensical rules. Of course there is only one language that is free of these confusing rules but most people struggle to understand binary let alone speaking or writing with zeros and ones.

Hilarious YouTuber GradeAUnderA has recently released (explicit language) his take on the English alphabet and why he believes it is stupid along with ways that he thinks it should be improved. Not as eloquent as it is hilarious GradeA does have some interesting points none the less.

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Eminem’s ‘My Name Is’ as Performed by the Muppets, Hi Larious.

Mashup YouTube king Mylo the Cat has been hard at work once again, like some form of modern day alchemist MTC has managed to put together two unlikely ingredients in order to produce video gold. Two ingredients that when combined in just the right way are guaranteed to put a smile on your dial. Pure video gold produced by the unexpected hilarity of the Muppets performing the hugely successful Eminem track My Name Is. Who could argue with Scooter as Eminem and Kermit taking on the role of Dr Dre?

Presented for your viewing pleasure is one of the smoothest mashups to feature everyone’s favourite stuffed hand puppets, could there be a new Muppets album on the way (Please God No)? Sit back relax and turn it up loud this one rocks Muppets style.

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Cats versus Cucumbers, Startlingly Hilarious.

Few people would believe that a cat’s mortal enemy is the humble cucumber but it is and there is an abundance of video evidence to support this surprising fact. Thanks to the latest viral video sensation, the latest pastime to take the internet by storm, the evidence is quickly building. Cat owners around the world have been collecting evidence of this unusual consternation of the cats and the evidence suggest cats have serious political problem with cucumbers. However the poor cucumbers seem to want to just get close to cats and maybe become friends.

Presented for your viewing pleasure are the hilarious videos captured by cat owners startling their feline friends with an inanimate cucumber. Hilarious videos of scaredy cats facing off against cucumbers. Sit back relax and remember to always keep an eye on the cucumbers, they can’t be trusted.

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Married Life and Cars, Where is that Whining Noise Coming From?

Married life may not always be bliss but at least it can be funny, a sense of humour I am often told is the secret to a happy marriage. Partnering with his wife for the ‘Where is my cars whiny noise coming from?’ skit YouTuber balisongman07 and his better half poke a little fun at the foibles of marriage, turning what might be one of his many grievances into an hilarious positive.

Presented for you viewing pleasure is the skit that brings couples back together faster than a tube of relationship superglue, a skit putting the happily back into married. Sit back relax and please don’t try this out home unless you have clearance Clarence.

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AI versus AI, the Hilarious Results of Two Chatbots Talking to Each Other.

Are you a robot or a unicorn? This question and other hilarious chit chat are the results of an experiment to see what would happen if two AI’s, in the form of Chatbots, are set loose on each other.

The experiment undertaken by Cornell’s Media Labs was more a question of curiosity than it was a test of the quality of AI generally available to the public. In this case the chatbot Cleverbot was chosen for the experiment. As with many AI chatbots Cleverbot learns from previous conversations in an effort to seem more human. A clever system that can lead to some hilarious where did that come from moments.

Presented for your viewing pleasure is the funniest intelligence test undertaken since Watson learned to swear when he was connected to the internet. An experiment that raises the question of whether a more advanced AI like Watson would find chatbot boring? Or would Cleverchat find Watson stuck up? Sit back relax and prepare to enjoy the brave new world of AI.

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Laser Pointers versus Animals, Amusing at All Hours.

It is a little known fact of the animal world that lasers are both fascinating and terrifying to animals. Everything from a laser pointer to high powered laser works just the fine, transfixed on the dot animals will chase endlessly.

‘Dogs Chasing a Laser Pointer’ demonstrates the power of a laser to create canine chaos, and hours of amusement at all hours of the day. Using a powerful handheld laser the dot that is cast on the street attracts dogs from around the neighborhood. Numbers quickly swell as the laser dot leads the pack up and down the street.

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Sexy Star Wars the Lost Auditions – Sara Jean Underwood.

With the the final cut out of editing and release of the new Star Wars movie fast approaching (December 17 here in Oz) it is time to consider what might have been.

Take the case of model, actress and gamer babe Sara Jean Underwood who was so keen to be a part of the latest film that she tried out for every possible role in the upcoming awakening of the force. Unfortunately none of her audition attempts were successful.

From the obvious to the unexpected Sara presented all of the potential characters. Some are catchy, some funny and others down right sexy, so how was she overlooked? Presented for your viewing pleasure is the audition tape made with a wink and a smile.

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