Kaspersky Labs have this week gone public with news of the world’s largest cyber bank heist. They estimate the heist netted somewhere between 300 million and 900 million USD from over 100 banks around the world.
Criminals have for a while now been injecting flammable gas into ATM’s in order to explode the ATM and free the money held within. It goes without saying that this is one highly dangerous practice being undertaken by these criminals.
This week in Winnellie a suburb of Darwin one Fail Criminal decided to give the Exploding ATM robbery technique a try, with disastrously hilarious results. All seemed to be going to plan until he lit the fuse, unleashing an explosion that blew this fail criminal clean off his feet. Obviously the last steps of this technique, the light and run part, completely slipped this fail criminals mind.
Presented for your viewing pleasure is the latest criminal shenanigans to generate laugh out loud moments and one Fail Criminal determined to send 2014 out with a bang. Sit back, relax and remember explosions aren’t a valid form of withdrawal.