New Year’s resolutions fall by the way side quickly for many of us but celebrities are different, living an extreme lifestyle requires extreme resolutions to be carried out. Now thanks to Adult Swim we finally have a window into this world.

Adult Swim presents Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and many other celebrities as they explain their lofty goals for 2014. Never before have fake lips and funny voice overs achieved so much, for so many.

Presented for you viewing pleasure is the video that gets 2014 off to a start so humorous you’ll need stretchy pants to watch. Sit back in your stretchy pants, relax and check there are no celebrities within ear shot, this one could make them cry, then you’ll cry and cramp with laughter.