The Blipverts return, now with 30% more opossum than roadside stew…

Here at Highpants we often enjoy the odd bring your pet to work day, having to split the building into cat and dog sides is never fun but it is far less dangerous than trying to prize them apart. That never really happens of course the few old dogs and moggy’s that make it in seem to get on fine, it’s the birds that cause all of the problems.

Presented for your viewing pleasure is ME Pearls extraordinary Proper Opossum Massage video. An 8 minute epic with more cringe worthy moments than an Osmond family reunion. When it comes to loving your pet too much not many can compare to this YouTube sensation.

There is actually an entire collection of ‘Proper’ videos and books aimed at caring for your Opossum. Pearl has covered many topics, teaching everything from Opossum massage and pedicures to Psychology.

While Pearl seems to have excellent massage technique we’re still unsure if the Opossum is actually enjoying the massage, the pedicure she loves but the oily touchy feely stuff not so much.

Watch the videos, guaranteed to inform and amaze while providing that rare cringe while laughing in hysterics moment. It’s just so very very wrong in just the right ways….

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Windows Blue and Hot Summer Nights in the City…

Hot summer nights, dreamed of by the cold in the midst of winter’s freeze and dreaded while the summer heatwave stretches on, hot summer nights can drive people to strange places.

Slouching back in my chair, fans blowing from all directions there was a knock at the door. Come in, its open i croaked, my throat course from too many cigarettes. The sign on the door Highpants for Hire Please Come In’ never did have the desired effect. The door swung open and she stood before me, she said her name was Blue, Windows Blue.

I have been sent by Microsoft she quietly whispered, sent to show you the future. Her cartoonish good looks and tall curvy figure had my attention. The fact it took me a moment to process the name Microsoft is a testament to my distraction.

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AMD Enters the Tablet CPU Race: The Jaguar based Temash, Kabini and Kaveri Race to the Rescue…

AMD has this week released more details of their new silicon number crunchers, all based on the now famous Jaguar micro-architecture.An architecture that is soon to be at the heart of both next generation consoles, the PS4 and Xbox 720.

AMD’s latest generation of power miser hopes to redress the dilemma of mobile computing. How to provide enough grunt to run the full blown version of Windows 8 Pro, allowing casual gaming and desktop applications while running on only a few watts of power.  The Jaguar architecture embodies every trick AMD has up its sleeve to achieve this difficult balance, will it be enough?

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